Know any real-life funny names??

I'm in need of some real-life funny names for an upcoming sermon -- perhaps you knew the person growing up or it was a friend of a friend. Certainly along the lines of the Seymour Butts (but, as this will be for sermon purposes, that's about as 'dirty' as it can get).

PLEASE HELP!! Post your funny name below or you email me at ryan@sunrise.ky. Thanks.